q_1=What do I give that ungrateful little sunspot at his birthday party?&
&a_1=rattle&
&b_1=lightning bolt&
&c_1=a sucker&
&d_1=pacifier&
&ca_1=c&

&q_2=Who is Hercules' dad?&
&a_2=Zero&
&b_2=Caesar&
&c_2=Masseuse&
&d_2=Zeus&
&ca_2=d&

&q_3=Who are my useless sidekicks?&
&a_3=Pain and Panic&
&b_3=Timon and Pumbaa&
&c_3=Vain and Vile&
&d_3=Plain and Manic&
&ca_3=a&

&q_4=What creatures do I so masterfully unleash on the universe?&
&a_4=kittens&
&b_4=titans&
&c_4=dinosaurs&
&d_4=pocket monsters&
&ca_4=b&

&q_5=Hercules is best known for what special power?&
&a_5=strength&
&b_5=persuasiveness&
&c_5=dog grooming&
&d_5=x-ray vision&
&ca_5=a&

&q_6=Pegasus has what special power?&
&a_6=adding numbers&
&b_6=saddling himself&
&c_6=breathing fire&
&d_6=flight&
&ca_6=d&

&q_7=Phil, Hercules' personal trainer, was half human and half what?&
&a_7=fish&
&b_7=goat&
&c_7=wolf&
&d_7=mermaid&
&ca_7=b&

&q_8=Hercules falls in love with who? (She calls him Wonder Boy. How cute.)&
&a_8=himself&
&b_8=the Fates&
&c_8=Meg&
&d_8=Cyclops&
&ca_8=c&

&q_9=Where does Zeus live?&
&a_9=Mt. Olympus&
&b_9=Mt. Fuji&
&c_9=Mt. St. Helens&
&d_9=Palm Springs&
&ca_9=a&

&q_10=I, of course, would never say this, but the Muses say Hercules went from zero to what?&
&a_10=sixty&
&b_10=Nero&
&c_10=Miro&
&d_10=hero&
&ca_10=d&

&q_11=If she brings down Hercules, I promise to give Meg what?&
&a_11=Cyclops&
&b_11=her freedom&
&c_11=Alaskan vacation&
&d_11=the world&
&ca_11=b&

&q_12=I've never had a bad hair day because my hair is made of what?&
&a_12=steel wool&
&b_12=gas&
&c_12=fire&
&d_12=critters&
&ca_12=c&

&q_13=When Meg finds Pain and Panic, those worthless worms are disguised as what?&
&a_13=chipmunks&
&b_13=dog and cat&
&c_13=bunny and gopher&
&d_13=hare and tortoise&
&ca_13=c&

&q_14=Zeus uses what weapon to defend Mt. Olympus from the Titans?&
&a_14=lightning bolts&
&b_14=bug spray&
&c_14=falling rocks&
&d_14=cloud balls&
&ca_14=a&

&q_15=I am lord of what?&
&a_15=the flies&
&b_15=the manor&
&c_15=the dead&
&d_15=the rings&
&ca_15=c&

&intro=So you want to be a Villionaire? Not by the flaming hair on my heady head head!&

&comment1=Name is Hades, lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?&
&comment3=Ahhh, you got it! Okay, fine, fine, I'm cool, I'm fine....&
&comment5=I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and you want another question?&
&comment8=You may feel just a little queasy right about now, it's kinda natural. Maybe you should quit!&
&comment11=You've gotta have a weakness ... everybody's got a weakness!!!&
&comment14=Quit now and I'll free you from this infernal game!&

&miss=My favorite part of the game: sudden death. Try again.